Failure is not horrible.
What's horrible is that you believe this.
You think the rich are happy?
No, the way they're happy is beyond your imagination.
You have chicken soup for the soul.
Because someone else already ate the chicken.
All roads lead to Rome.
Yet, some people have been living there ever since they were born.
Don't be discouraged.
Life is full of ups and downs,
and all the downs after those downs.
Some people come to you in your life
to make you know that you are such an easy target.
What makes one even lonelier than having chafingdish alone?
That you can't even afford the chafingdish.
If you don't try,
how can you know what it feels like to be desperate?
There has to be real friendship between boys and girls.
Because every girl I know told me that
we could only be friends.
Bill Gates became the richest man
by dropping out of school and starting his own business.
But the school he dropped out is Harvard.
Don't photoshop yourself again and again.
We know you look ugly in reality.
You can't buy happiness with money,
Because you don't have money.
The worst nightmare is that you achieve nothing in your life
and manage to believe it's a blessing to be common.
Some people seem to have everything.
In fact, they do have everything.
Tired of being fat and ugly?
Then go to the gym. Just be ugly!
You can't wake up someone who doesn't want to text you back.
But money can.
Though you're single,
you occupy twice the space.
A good girl has good reputation.
A pretty girl has everything.
A girl who laughs a lot usually has fortune on her side.
Seriously, I don't know how someone can manage to laugh if she got screwed by life.
With such limited knowledge of brands,
I can't even recognize when some people show off their wealth.
If you feel ugly, poor and useless,
don't be devastated.
At least you have good judgement.
If you have a crush on somebody, go tell that person.
There's a chance that you become the Plan B.
There is no such a thing called allodoxaphobia.
You are just being poor.
You only know that they look prettier than you in their make-up.
What you don't know is:
underneath those make-up,not only are they prettier than you, they also have perfectly good skin.
Why does fate always mess up with geniuses?
Because no one bother caring about idiots.
When God closes a door for you,
he'd close the windows all together.
Some people are said to be like pigs because they sleep too much.
That's not fair, pigs get up earlier.
Why do schools install mirrors in the restrooms?
Because they want you to know:
with such unsatisfying appearance of yours, your only chance is to study.
Things do get improved as time goes by.
For example, some people were fat and they got fatter and fatter.
Days are dark and troubled now.
Just keep going, so you can see more darkness beyond them.
Life is not all about the muddle that you see,
but also the ones that you will see,
such as your ex's wedding invitation.
People say there are more opportunities in the metropolises.
But did anybody ever say they were yours?
Who said you lack perseverance?
You managed to be single for decades!
They say it's easy for a girl to pursue a man,
easy like poking through a veil.
But that has to be when the man already has a crush on you.
Otherwise what you need to poke through would be a bunch of barbed wire with electricity running through.
When you fail, there will be people who cares.
They come and ask.
And they leave with satisfaction.
When you get old and lose the ability to walk,
I will take you to the plaza in a wheelchair day by day
to make you watch me dance with other old men.
Some people come to love you.
Some people come to make you question life.
If someone text you right back,
well, you can be sure he happens to be using his phone.
You think he is being clumsy with words.
But the fact is he just doesn't want to talk to you.
If you have a crush on someone, do tell him.
Because without his rejection, you'd really see yourself as Cleopatra.
And you learn that IQ is not something you can work on.
You are just 20.
It's absolutely common that you haven't had any crush on anybody.
Sooner or later you'll know, it's totally possible that you won't, ever.
It's alright to be single.
Anyway, you're gonna be like that for a long long time.
You think people who take advantage of their relationships are without merit.
After you meet one, you'll know you have none of their merits.
Girl, if you don't work hard,
you'll spend your life buying cheap products and groceries.
But if you work hard,
you won't have time for all this!
You can only work overtime and buy things online!?